Belgium.  What a lucky, little country.  Four months after a General Election, the politicians still have not managed to construct a working coalition between themselves in which to rule the country.  The wrangling between the Dutch speaking north and the French speaking south has left a political divide so great, that no amount of political skulduggery can break the deadlock between the elected parties.  And so, for now, the political life of Belgium is non-existent.

Has this instability plunged the country into turmoil?  Has this unbridgeable divide made Belgium a candidate ripe for division?  Are their riots on the streets?  Is the economy in ruins?  Is there a crisis in the middle of Europe!

Oh, they do not realise how lucky they are.  No need to see their faces on the television spouting their lies.  No need for unnecessary little laws in order to justify their posts.  There is just simply no need for them anymore.

If only countries around the world could realise the secret that the Belgians’ have been keeping to themselves over the past few months. Finally we seem to be progressing with the site.Grahame has completely re-designed the cyst removal part

In Mid October, the town of Whitehaven on the Cumbrian coast became the first place in Britain to stop receiving analogue television signals.  The switchover to Digital TV is underway and nothing can stop its eventual sweep across the country as one by one, all those aerials above the televisions will be rendered useless.

And goodbye to all of it.  As far as I am concerned, most TV is tripe.  It is called the ‘Idiot Box’ for a reason.  Slouched in front of the sofa, brain dead and hypnotised in front of the screen.  Well, when the switchover comes around to London, I won’t bother buying a set-top box and I will save on the cost of my TV licence.  The biggest waste of time will finally be consigned to history as millions like myself without digital reception will wise up and realise that there is more to life than flickering images from a screen.

Now, I saw this funny video on YouTube the other day… Things seem good on the work front.Andrea has completely redesigned the botulinum toxin clinic pages

Paris Hilton has been sent jail for 45 days in LA for violating her probation. Well hopefully, please God. Her sentence should begin on the 5th of June, and the judge tried his best to make sure she wouldn't be allowed on work release, use of an alteranitve jail, or electronic monitoring instead of jail.

Seconds before the judge gave the decision, Paris was weeping and said: "I'm Sorry, Really I'm Sorry." The judge called out her rep Elliot Mintz in court, calling his testimony as "completely worthless." He also informed miss Hilton that he didn't believe that she was unaware of her license suspension, adding that she had paperwork in her car stating that her license was suspended.

That was as pathetic as expected from Paris! And that judge is a major hero! I had always dream of this moment seeing Paris finally get punished for her ways instead of congratulated in public, is like a dream for me! I can die happy now, I just love the idea that there are some rules to her life, never having to work.

The bit I like best is soon, she will be a Ex con porn star. How much lower can you go!!

Kate Moss was spotted leaving London restaurant China Tang at 9:30pm, but when she arrived home at midnight she had some white powder spots on her clothes. But that could be anything, right? I mean, who doesn’t play with powder when they go out these days? And you know how playing with powder can make you a little woozy– And there’s some powder that ‘accidentally’ slips in your nose, and it smells pretty! I’m not jumping to any conclusions here! I would never suspect Kate Moss of doing drugs until I am presented valid evidence! I mean if I was famous and intelligent like Kate, I would never touch anything such as drugs! And I trust her better judgement! But what kind of powder is that? Is it now a trend? Is playing with powder the new thing these days? What did she do? Does she juggle bags of baking powder? Or is it nose powder? I need to know, because if someone I admire as much as Kate Moss does it, I definitely want to do it too!